Week 12 college football picks … stop picking on me!

 

picks college footballOn paper,  this week should be the easiest week to pick college football games. Way too many top teams playing weaker opponents, including Alabama (just a little rat poison there).

The Citadel at Clemson, Louisiana-Monroe at Auburn, Michigan at Wisconsin … it’s pathetic, really.

On with the picks …

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Week 9 college football picks … this time with an important message

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Another tough week of picking games, but I’m still not going to start thinking about them. It wouldn’t be worth it, despite the advice I received from NBA superstar Michael Jordan.

I’m still not going to think about it, even though I’ve dropped to 77 percent success rate.

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Week 7 college football picks … the latest dose of ‘poison’

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Poison — a band and something the media keeps giving to Nick Saban’s players

Remember when Alabama coach Nick Saban said he didn’t even know “Why do we even play?” because of all of the predictions and picking and thinking by the media.

Well, now he’s sick of the “poison” the media has been giving his players.

After Texas A&M made it uncomfortable, the top-ranked Crimson Tide prevailed, 27-19, at College Station, Texas.

A venting Saban said after the game:

“I’m trying to get our players to listen to me instead of listening to you guys. All that stuff you write about how good we are. All that stuff they hear on ESPN. It’s like poison. …  It’s like taking poison. … Like rat poison.”

His team is ranked No. 1, and Nick Saban says praising his players is like giving them poison? Well, I guess it’s like when you have a rose and it has a thorn. You know, just like every night has its dawn. Just like every cowboy sings a sad, sad song. … Just listen to the Poison, players, unplugged …

And here’s another dose of poison for all you players out there … as I make my picks for Week 7 of the college football season.

 

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Week 6 college football picks … watch where you’re kicking, man

not thinking college football picksWhen it comes to punting, the best direction is to go up. Straight up, if possible. Last Saturday, Tennessee punter Trevor Daniel decide to go straight up in a different way. He decided to go straight up a teammate’s tush. And he missed, hitting Georgia’s D’Andre Walker.

It wasn’t the thing that lost the game 41-0 game to Georgia, but it sort of epitomized it.

It was a beautiful moment of not thinking, something I will try to emulate as I make my picks for Week 6 of the college football season.

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ESPN College GameDay signs for Sept. 30

College Football Gameday signsTaking a look around at ESPN’s College GameDay signs Blacksburg, Va., site of tonight’s Clemson-Virginia Tech game.

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Week 4 college football picks … keep your eye on the camera, man

college football picks cheerleader cameramanWhen you see an NFL “cheerleader” dancing in front of you, don’t run her over with a camera.

And if you’re an NFL “cheerleader” dancing, maybe you should always keep one eye on the camera, man.

I say neither one was thinking. They should get off the football field and start making football picks. That’s what I do.

Week 3 was my worst week yet. Ugh! I only was correct on 78 percent of my picks, down from 81 percent in Week 2. I know, I know: Think less, pick better.

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ESPN College GameDay Signs for Sept. 16

ESPN College GameDay signsTaking a look around at ESPN’s College GameDay signs from Louisville, Ky., before Saturday night’s  Clemson-Louisville game (NSFDW … Not Safe for Deshaun Watson).

 

Preseason polls: Alabama, Ohio State, FSU, USC fill up top 4

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Nick Saban

Two preseason polls were released Thursday, and Alabama was at the top of both of them. This is getting to be quite redundant.

The Crimson Tide, which fell to Clemson in the national championship game earlier this year, is once again the preseason favorite in the ESPN and the Amway Coaches’ polls. Florida State, Ohio State and USC are in the Top 4 in both polls. No surprise, right?

Maybe, but there are some noticeable differences between the coaches and ESPN voters.

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If Nick Saban was a Disney princess, he would be …

SabanDo you get annoyed with those quizzes on Facebook that ask you who you are? Like “What Star Wars character are you?” or “So you think you a ‘Friends’ fan?”

Today I saw a post that asked me “What kind of Disney princess are you?” I personally didn’t care. But I know someone who probably does: Alabama head football coach Nick Saban.

So I filled out the questionnaire as Nick would do.

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UPDATE: 2017 ACC schedule

ACC footballThe 2017 Atlantic Coast Conference (ACC) regular season begins in less than 100 days, but it’s never too early to check out the schedule.

The ACC highlights for Week 1 will be Saturday’s match-up between Florida State and Alabama on ABC and Sunday’s Virginia Tech-West Virginia game, also on ABC. There’s a key conference in Week 2 when Louisville travels to North Carolina.

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