When you see an NFL “cheerleader” dancing in front of you, don’t run her over with a camera.
And if you’re an NFL “cheerleader” dancing, maybe you should always keep one eye on the camera, man.
I say neither one was thinking. They should get off the football field and start making football picks. That’s what I do.
Week 3 was my worst week yet. Ugh! I only was correct on 78 percent of my picks, down from 81 percent in Week 2. I know, I know: Think less, pick better.
Get to pickin’
Here are my picks for Week 4 — again, made without even thinking:
TCU at Oklahoma State: Oklahoma State, 48-31. Run, run, Rudolph, Horned Frogs are coming to town.
Alabama at Vanderbilt: Alabama, 35-17. Vandy is dandy, but Jalen is quicker.
Mississippi State at Georgia: Mississippi State, 27-24. Just can’t believe MSU ‘Dogs can fall that quickly one week after a big victory.
Florida at Kentucky: Kentucky, 24-20. Can totally believe Florida can fall that quickly one week after a big victory.
N.C. State at Florida State: N.C. State, 31-10. It’s stale Seminoles with a fresh quarterback. Not a good mix.
Penn State at Iowa: Penn State, 38-17. Nittany Lions are looking stronger and stronger each week.
Virginia at Boise State: Boise State, 35-21. Blue field gets them every time.
UNLV at Ohio State: Ohio State, 56-0. Ugly game of the week. Remember, UNLV lost to FCS school, Howard.
UCLA at Stanford: Stanford 40-21. A week after both teams were upset, Stanford has an easier time bouncing back.
Utah at Arizona: Utah 42-14. What’s a Ute?
Washington at Colorado: Washington, 28-17. In a battle of undefeated teams, Huskies will prevail.
Duke at North Carolina: Duke, 40-38. Where’s the basketball?
Now here’s some really fast, no-thinking picks, winners only:
Louisville, Georgia Tech, Virginia Tech, Clemson, Miami, Appalachian State, Maryland, Nebraska, Indiana, Michigan, Notre Dame, West Virginia, Texas Tech, Oklahoma …
USC, Washington State, Oregon, Texas A&M, Tennessee, South Carolina, LSU, Auburn, South Florida, Army, Tulsa, South Alabama, Ohio, Navy, Miami (Ohio), Lousiana-Lafayette …
Troy, Georgia State, North Texas, Coastal Carolina, Arkansas State, Ball State, Middle Tennessee State, Buffalo, San Diego State, Western Michigan, Rice, UTSA, Utah State, Memphis, New Mexico State, Wyoming, Connecticut.
Not thinking last week: 50-14 (78 percent)
Not thinking for the season: 178-40 (82 percent)
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